Junior Class Rulz

As usual, I'm going to put my own individual twist on this week's blog prompt. So, here are my winners for the "Junior Class Honors of the 2014-2015 School Year": Most Interesting Part of the Junior Class: Ethan Zulz. I mean how cool is it that Ethan has such an awesome, intelligent, kind-hearted, athletic little brother like Levi?! Even though Ethan himself is not very interesting, the fact that he is siblings with Levi makes up for it. Levi exudes so much interestingness and awesomeness that Ethan is bound to have some in his hair on his clothes, etc. Least Favorite Part of the Junior Class: Stone Bow an Darrow. I mean, how can you have such an awesome nickname, yet be so gosh darn slow. As his basketball coach, it has to be my least favorite part of your class. Hopefully he does some speed drills this summer or SOMETHING. Hardest I Laughed in the Junior Class: This is a tie. Every time I look at Kent Egner's face, it makes me laugh so hard I literally almost urinate in mis pantalones. Favorite Memory from the Junior Class: I'm actually going to be for real on this one. (Oh, wait all that other stuff was real). My favorite memory of the junior class has been coaching Ethan and Stone for the past two years. They are absolutely fantastic leaders on our basketball team, and I can't wait to see what we get out of them as seniors. Best Thing About the Junior Class: How much better they are than the seniors. It was so nice of them to allow the sophomores and seniors to beat them in the class games this year. I can't wait to rock those games next year (assuming Miranda doesn't participate in anything of course). Things the Junior Class can do better as seniors: Wait on Mr. Fahs hand and foot. I'm talking about carrying me around the school anywhere I need to go, one of them always feeding me grapes, washing my car every day, and recruiting new members for #teamfahs. Any Final Comments for the junior class: I'm so happy to have you all as members of #teamfahs (except Jordan, she will NEVER be allowed on the team). I'll miss you all terribly this summer. Sincerely, The Wizard of Fahs/Mufahsa/Fahsphorus/#teamfahs president