I missed the seniors so much I cried every day this summer

Before I get into answering these smoggy questions, I just wanted to say how much I missed all you seniors (except Miranda...who would miss a scalawag like that honestly?). I am so glad to be back at school, since I have two awesome junior high classes....especially the 8th graders who are going to win the class games for four straight years starting next year. So, if this year's freshman, sophomores, and juniors are counting, that means Hudson, Devlin, and I will sponsor the class games winners for 5 straight years, with the seniors win this year already in the bag! My most challenging class to teach will be basketballology 101, since we have two seniors this year who think the #ballislife attitude is as EZ as shooting a bow an darrow, yet neither is as good at basketball (or life) as their younger siblings! I won't bore you all here with the endless tales of Madison's victories over Stone in all athletic endeavors, or the countless anecdotes of Levi running circles around Ethan on the basketball court AND in the classroom. My easiest class to teach will be hashtagging 203, since I am the best long hashtagger that's never even had a twitter account. #reallife #jakeowen #keepreadingthishashtagandyoulleventuallyrealizeimjustsayingthattreyislame I'm most looking forward to teaching junior high basketballology 101, as the junior high girls on defense are like propane & in the opponents' grillz alllll day, hopefully Stone & Ethan come to some of their games and take notes. My goal this year is to blog once a month, and I'm looking forward to the comments on this blog post! Fahs P.S. Forgot two hashtags: #jordanstinks #swesserules