Juniors (and some seniors) as Adults......Scary Right?!

Well, as I'm a teacher, I guess I have to imagine I can go forward in time to see what my students will be like as adults. Let's start with a few of the juniors. Obviously we have to start with Princess Rebman and Princess Cook. Princess Rebman is going to graduate from college, and, after putting a few years in as a librarian's assistant, she will become head librarian at Lowpoint Library. From there, she will start her own library with ALL the books in the world (that she stole), just so she can shush all the 7+ billion people in the world when they come into her library. All I know, is I will definitely NOT be friends with her, as she will probably constantly yell at me for being too obnoxious in her biblioteca. Next, Princess Cook....she will probably own DQ right out of high school, when she's 22. She'll have all kinds of crazy rules for her employees. They'll have to pledge allegiance to Princess Cook before every shift, name every blizzard after Kelsie, count how many M&M's go into each blizzard, and who knows what other crazy things. Moving on to Hunter Thierer...he'll still be the same old punk he is now, probably working at some punk place, with a bunch of punks, doing all kinds of punk things. Jessica Widner will probably grow up to be a pediatric nurse at Harvard or some huge hospital. She'll be rich and successful and famous and all, but she is going to be EXTREMELY mean to the kids at her hospital. By that time, the U.S. will probably have an annual Purge or Hunger Games or both, so she'll whip them into shape by throwing knives at them as part of their rehab and putting Purge masks on and scaring them as they wake up from surgery. Ok, so this is getting to be the longest blog ever, so I'll speed it up. Madison will become the first woman to play in the NBA and break all of Steph Curry's 3 point records in her rookie year. #treyz4dayz Kirsten will legally change her name to Kurrstenn Malleck, become a mad scientist that makes science videos for students like Bill Nye, and challenge Mr. Fahs at basketball every day and lose every time even when he's 150 years old. Now to the seniors. Ashli McMurtrey as an "adult" will get paid to nap for scientist Kirsten to study the brain while we're sleeping. Rylan Warnkes will spend his whole life trying to become Warnkes #1...he'll be a president, win more Olympic golds than Michael Phelps, and cure cancer, but sadly still be Warnkes #2. Garber will rob 30 dingers a year for the U.S. softball team. Finally, Jacob Hausmann will achieve his life's ambition of getting Jacob Hausmann Day recognized as a national holiday. #jakehausmannnight #February2017 #bethere #jakebedroppingdimes #andfortypoints

Junior Class Princesses

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzup junior class? Remember the "wazzzzzzzup" commercials from the early 2000s? Oh, you guys were like toddlers then? My bad. Since I blogged with last year's seniors for 3 years, & my next class to sponsor doesn't have Hudson yet, I suppose I can blog with you guys for my annual 3 or 4 blogs this year. It's a huge honor, so consider yourselves lucky. Check out my past 3 years' blog posts for proof. Or if you don't believe me, just watch. I decided to blog with your class because I'm already starting to cry my eyes out that my baby 8th graders from my first year are all growing up, driving (how did some of you get your licenses? *coughJASONHENRYcough*), and only have 2 years of high school left. Remember when we hashtagged everything for months on end 3 years ago and made the rest of the school mad? #memories #insertcryingemojihere Alright, so this week 1 blog. I'm already behind on these, and I probably won't blog again until October. I am so glad to be back to school. I mean, I'm just like Hofstatter #1 and need school to get a full dose of math and science in my life. Without it, my life basically starts crumbling. All of my classes I teach are awesome and full of great kids, EXCEPT my 7th hour study hall! What a challenge that group is. But what do you expect with Jessie, Kelsie, & Sophia all in there?! Talk about the biggest thugs in Washburn. I was going to do this blog last week when Kelsie and Sophia were in the computer lab blogging themselves, but OF COURSE Jessie started playing "The Floor is Lava" and climbing all over the desks in my room! If you think Jessie is bad, just wait until I tell you about Princess Cook & Princess Rebman. EVERY DAY, they complain about 90 times before the bell even rings to start 7th hour. Now, just because I am a rich teacher, they are DEMANDING to be treated like princesses every day. They make poor Ashli fan them, feed them grapes, and carry them on a throne anywhere they need to go. They make Bryce sing and dance for them. They bully poor Nagini about how she doesn't have legs and the weird gap in her tongue, so much so she just pouts under her tree all day. And worst of all, they made me order tiaras, glass boot slippers, thousand dollar gowns, and oompa loompa servants for them! Ugh! My special goal for this year is simply to save enough money after that to just pay my rent and buy food. I am looking forward to all my other classes though, especially basketballology 103, which I hope Evan squared and Konnar all return for. I also am excited to be returning to school myself to take Fashion 102. Hopefully Miss Malec isn't as mean as she was 3 years ago, but I think that was enough time for all the emotional scars to heal. Hope you all have a great junior year! P.O. for now, Fahs